Miss Fortune

Cabbage the Cat just won the lottery. How fortunate.
But before he can claim his prize, he’s interrupted by a witch named Miss Fortune — a well-meaning, albeit overdramatic spell-slinger who insists she’s here to help.

She thinks she’s protecting you, but she’s actually throwing all kinds of chaotic nonsense your way.

One level it’s speed shoes. The next, reversed controls. Or maybe you jump too high. Or not high enough. It’s always something. She never means to mess things up, but somehow, she always does.

How to Play

• Arrow keys to move

• Spacebar to jump

Each level applies a random spell that changes how you play. Every single level is beatable no matter what spell you get, but you'll need to stay sharp and adapt on the fly.

Will Cabbage reach his fortune?
Or will Miss Fortune’s “help” turn him into the unluckiest winner of all time?

Prerequiste RNG:

The witch casts random spells, per turn.

The dialog uses rng with an audio file to create 'talking.'

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